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Doctor: do you drink or smoke?
Me: no
Doctor: (under his breath) what a loser

therealabiril:

dion-thesocialist:

nicbravo-reblogs:

deep sigh of contentment

no way

this is some portal 2 shit

skullcrumpet:

if u turn ur music up loud enough u cant hear the sad anymore

hanndango:

my-super-unnatural-spine:

inlovewiththeseidiots:

too-punk-to-function:

thestormofbastille:

philplz:

evanedinger:

JUST WATCH THIS PLEASE

I hit reblog so fast I broke my computer.

tears are streaming down my face

"TUN TUN"

A KID IN MY PHYSICS CLASS FUCKING USED THIS AS THE OPENING OF HIS PRESENTATION

I just peed.

just-a-mean-teen:

My anaconda will take whatever it can get at this point

BREAKING NEWS BREAKING NEWS BREAKING NEWS

mrceline:

letsgetcheesecake:

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Hank Green has now publicly said that Sam Pepper will no longer be welcome at VidCon.

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piningjohn:

valeria2067:

“So, you’ve got a boyfriend then?”
“No.”

If these two actors were any good at acting, they’d know what this looks like or hints at to the viewers. If the editors were any good at editing, they’d use one of the many other shots or takes that might look less, ummm, not-just-friendly. 

It’s tooooooo bad we have amateur actors and a low-budget show with an inexperienced production and post-production team.

That’s why we get accidentally gay-looking stuff like this. 

OK. BUT CAN YOU FUCKING BELIEVE JOHN

mikasil:

why do people freak out when they see a part of my bra or my stomach like what did you think was under my shirt?? a tank??? the great wall of china???? popular korean artist park jae sang also known as psy????????